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Real Geek Yoghurt

You know it's good for you...
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One of the problems of being a geek (e.g. Programmer; Systems Engineer; Mathematician) is the sedentary lifestyle and the copious quantities of tarry, black coffee, pizza and other bad things that end up inside you.

No more. Real Geek Yoghurt is a nutritionally balanced meal in a cup, loaded with caffeine, sugars and fibre, to keep you sleek and shiny on the inside.

You can sip it through a straw, or whack the cup on the desk and its dilatant properties make it a fascinatingly crunchy meal. Chew vigorously and it solidifies into hard little rocks that melt on your tongue within seconds as soon as you stop chewing.

UnaBubba, Jun 12 2006

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       Let me know when I can buy some. [+]
pertinax, Jun 12 2006
  

       I suppose you could make your own. A custardy yoghurt would surely be a hit with the demographic mentioned.
UnaBubba, Jun 13 2006
  
      
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