Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Red Missile Parade IC Piss-Take
Reds have missile parade day - Blues take the piss
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As 'they' drive all those launchers etc., with the tyre-walls painted white specially for annual parade day, down the main drag, the rest of the world's piss-takers tape cardboard or fibreglass nukes to their car roofs, not forgetting the tyre-walls, and parade en mass, at the same time if possible, in their respective capital cities. Of course the whole thing is televised. Blues=Reds or vice versa, take your pick.

May not achieve world peace, but it would be quite funny, or maybe not.


thantox, Apr 06 2001

Taking the piss http://www.matts-we...ord=taking+the+piss
to crack a joke or make an insult

I figured it meant "the ones who would be _hit_ by those missiles", but that turns out to be wrong. [jutta, Apr 06 2001]

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       For a moment there I thought this had something to do with NZ Rugby Reds and Blues and all that... Most hick towns already have pickup trucks outfitted with Gun Racks. I'm on my way to the Army Surplus store to pick a few missiles and a ski rack out.

thumbwax, Apr 06 2001
  

       What in the HAIL is a "piss-taker"?

mcdonald107, Apr 06 2001
  

       Everyone not driving by could take up positions on balconies along the route, dressed in costume as General Staff Officers.

UnaBubba, Apr 06 2001
  
      
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