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It occured to me that most people have never seen their own anus.
This being the case, if you were to go to the doctor, because of a problem with your ass, and he was to take a photo of it, then show it to you and say "how long has your anus looked like this" you would HAVE to say "I don't know".
Which seems kind of wrong.
Therefore I propose some form of regular anal photography to rectify this.
Colonoscopy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonoscopy
Prior art [csea, Mar 09 2007]
National Ass Day
National_20Ass_20Day
[JesusHChrist, Mar 09 2007]
[link]
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You would have to be anal to propose to rectumfy it and what if you dont have a regular anus. |
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You know your doctor sells those photos to dodgy websites as soon as you've left his office? |
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Isn't this what the office copy machine is for? |
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Is somebody going to do the "I can see the
rings round Uranus" joke soon, or not? |
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Shouldn't this be built into a toilet or something? |
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I think people already do that. |
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... using a Kodak Brownie ? |
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An Assahi Pentax would be better. Or
maybe an old Hasselbladder. |
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"Doctor! Doctor! Every time I sit down, I
hear this 'click', and a flash of light comes
out of my arse." |
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"Let me take a look. Ah yes, as I suspected
- you have a severe case of Polaroids." |
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there's just something wrong with the word *regular* in the title. |
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<beavis> "Hey, I can see the rings around Uranus!" </beavis> |
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<butthead> "Huh. Uh-huh." <butthead> |
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I used to work for an outfit that made digital dental cameras. One of our field guys left the company, and in his desk we found some pictures that indicated - well, lets just say we were reluctant to use his equipment. |
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I wonder if this would ever replace retinal security identification. |
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Thoroughly baked. - ASSuming you live to be age 50+, regular video examinations are recommended, about every 10 years. Having achieved this splendid age, I recently had this procedure done. The doc found 2 benign polyps (extremely common.) |
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Good for peace of mind, beats the heck out of finding out too late that you have cancer. See [link] |
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Is this the place where I get to tell my story about how my cat took a picture of me going potty? Well it seems appropriate to me...(no, not dustfeather, may he rest in peace with waugs and the rest of the other gypsies who stole him from the bossom of his mommy's heart, twas "dutch chocolate" instead). But I digress, per usual. |
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My (disposable) camera was sitting on my night stand that faced the bath. No one home, why shut door? |
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Flash and a loud "W T F"! |
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Kitty had jumped up on nightstand and walked across the camera, ever so gingerly. |
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If I had been standing on my head, backwords, atop my throne, I just might have been able to dispell the notion that "nobody has ever seen their own anus". Proving once and for all that monkeys really are dumb stinky animals ;-) |
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/It occured to me that most people have never seen their own anus/ |
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Maybe those who do not own a mirror. |
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There was a gentleman who experimented with pinhole cameras, and developed a technique where he could hold a piece of film in his mouth, and by just barely parting his lips for a moment he could get a picture. |
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Please tell me this isn't like that. |
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1:Install full=length mirrors across bathroom counter. |
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3: Lean over, and look between your legs. |
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*You are now able to see uranus. This technique also helps with wiping out Klingons. |
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*mirror technique may not achieve the extensive depth perception of a colonoscopy. |
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What's wrong with Dr. Jung's Anal Mirror? |
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