Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Ripcord T.P.
What Special Forces Use to Wipe Their Arse
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Ok, enough with the flashy headlines. We all have experienced at one time or another a hard to start roll of tiolet paper. Well, NO MORE with RIPCORD T.P. Easy to start by pulling the brightly colored yellow and black military-spec handle. No more wasting half a roll in trying to get it started. Now with 24% more EXCITEMENT and military DANGER!!!

[link] goes to easy-start TP ... I know thats baked, but its so boring.


Letsbuildafort, Nov 10 2003

Easy Start Roll http://www.pooprepo...a/marcal_steve.html
[Letsbuildafort, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]


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       Extra bread if tiolet rhymes with violet.

bungston, Nov 10 2003
  

       Depends on where you're from ... hu-huh -- I said 'depends'

Letsbuildafort, Nov 10 2003
  

       Does it come in camouflage?

RayfordSteele, Nov 10 2003
  

       Just remember that special forces leave *nothing* behind them (that includes bodily waste).

DrCurry, Nov 10 2003
  

       +1... Id makes another name and vote again for this stuff if made 9-ply

FeelinPhine, Nov 10 2003
  

       G.I. Joe action figure sold seperately

Letsbuildafort, Nov 11 2003
  


 
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