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Tired of my cereal, which just says "snap, Crackle & Pop", I decided to do a little experimentation.
RocK Star Cereal contains a few more goodies, like little doohickeys that flash little sparkles of light, like tiny camera flashbulbs whene the milk soaks into them.
There are a few tiny speakers,
that play recorded screams and whistles, like those annoying gizmos in socks, that play "Jingle Bells", as well as random phrases that journalists might yell.
It also has a smattering of pop rocks in it, to provide a background buzz. All of these things are edible. Some even taste good.
Now I can face the day with a smile and an inflated sense of self-worth, happy that my cereal loves me, even if my dog doesn't.
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Axel Rose's "Chunky Monkey, (welcome to the jungle), Shredded Wheat Banana Stalks". |
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You light the top end, and it spits and sputters, till the milk extinguishes it, right before you take a bite.
(Sort of like July 4th sparklers, but with an ADA recommended guideline.) |
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For depressed housewives; |
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Jackson Brown, Bob Dylan, and Bruce. (One to cry, one to moan, and one to power the spoon.)
"Frostless Flakes" |
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No lists, but I do like the idea of rock cereal, no doubt about it. (Gwen Stefani, speed jetting around my cereal bowl, while I try and catch her with my spoon, and she whines about hella something good). |
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Me thinks me bowl of cereal is having a Cardiac. |
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Knocking on heaven's door? |
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I'm pretty sure it would be bad taste to have it play anything by Jeff Buckley. |
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