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Rock absorber
Don't spoil little Emo's fun, mum
 
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Emo is in his room, rocking out as usual. He has a sickly palour, an ungodly stink and his grungey cacophony tortures the poor parents. The rock absorber is a portable device which can be worn by mum around the house. Advanced noise cancelling headphones (with optional Elgar piped in), nose plugs (with optional hibiscus wafted in) and tinted specs to give Emo a healthy glow.

I see a secondary market amongst roadies.


Ra, Jun 05 2007

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       Will you also market a Rap Absorber? Sometimes it gets a bit loud on the street, Yo.

Galbinus_Caeli, Jun 05 2007
  

       So, not a winning strategy in paper-rock-scissors?

coprocephalous, Jun 05 2007
  

       I like it! Invent it. Call it, erm, Rock absorber

Ra, Jun 05 2007
  

       Pun?

5th Earth, Jun 05 2007
  
      
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