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A friend's children walk in their sleep. One of them keeps waking up in the garden and once made it a block before curling up near a hedge.
I see no reason why a Velcro sleeping bag couldn't be attached to the ceiling of a kid's bedroom and the kid suspended in it, like a chrysalis, overnight. Safety
ensues.
If you get them used to it as babies then it could cut down on wasted space for bedrooms, in the future.
It might also make sex very interesting for them, once they grow up but not out of the sleeping style.
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//It might also make sex very interesting// Kind of like eating apples on a string! |
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Also, this sleeping system would be good for ship's crews - each suspended sleeper would enjoy a motion-free kip! Imagine a room full of pirates all snugged up...arrgh! |
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Fire safety folks may come up with an issue or two. |
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And that last line *really* worries me... |
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Hey, honey, the kids are away, on a sleepover. You wanna have a bit of fun in one of the kids' sleeping bags? |
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As for fire safety... have the tether release once the temperature at the ceiling reaches 60deg C. |
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Ah - the way it was worded before, it looked like you meant sex *with* the kids... |
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Yes, I reworded it after your observation. There's always one... |
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