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I propose a blanket ban on blacksmiths going into space/careers in astronomy.
I mean, look at what happened when got to name the ear bones, hammer, stirrup, and anvil...
Talk about being a laughing stock at the Galactic Council. I can see it now, the Human delegation putting in a proposal...
Human
ambassador "...and so we propose to colonise planet X7593"
Grand Alien Wallah "X7593? Let me just check, that would be the one you called, let me just see, ah yes.. "Big Hammer 2, The One I Use For Doing Wrought Iron."
Human ambassador "Er, er, er well, that's the old name.."
<round of snickering from other species, and surreptitious Gangnam Style type horse miming behind ambassador's back>
Advocaat
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advocaat
[not_morrison_rm, Feb 12 2013]
Ear bone guy
http://en.wikipedia...lessandro_Achillini
[MechE, Feb 12 2013]
Horsehead Nebula
http://en.wikipedia...ki/Horsehead_Nebula
[not_morrison_rm, Feb 12 2013]
William of Occam, Summa_Logicae
http://www.logicmus...e/Book_II/Chapter_2
Donkey mad, that's what I say [not_morrison_rm, Feb 12 2013]
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Advocaat? Blurgh, I hate the stuff. See link. but not just after you've just eaten something. |
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Pretty sure the ear naming is the result of doctors,
not blacksmiths. Blacksmiths (and it happens I'm
currently taking lessons in the subject) tend to be
much more creative in their naming (and don't, as a
rule, use latin for the names). |
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Although if they did, "magnus malleus" really isn't
that bad a name. |
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Names should never be translated for just that
reason. |
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Look, it's started already - Horsehead Nebula... |
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As for Alessandro Achillini, it does mention he was "an advocate of the teachings of William of Ockham". Now William grew up in "small town of Ockham" and what would a small town have? |
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I also refer you to William's life "On May 26, 1328 they escaped in the night on stolen horses"...so Alessandro was influenced by William, and William had horsey ways, probably because his father was a blacksmith. |
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I will also draw your attention to Summa Logicae, book 2, chapter 2 which contains no less than six references to donkeys. |
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The chain of connections is irrefutable. |
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After a quick recount, Book III Chapter 1 has 21 mentions of donkey, Book III Chapter 2 has a mere 6 mentions... |
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I gave up at page 38 of Book III Chapter 2, I thought I was making an ass of myself. |
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Ah, but as everyone knows, while blacksmiths do,
in fact, shoe donkeys, thats not their primary
focus. Early American gold prospectors, on the
other hand, could not live without their donkey. I
suggest, therefore, that William of Occam was
descended from time traveling miners. |
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The reference to hammer and stirrup is easily
explained this way, as miners use both. The anvil
is a little more troubling, but I believe this is in
reference to the historic practice of "Anvil Firing"
in celebration, which obviously no true smith
would do since it would risk damaging this most
critical of tools. |
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Personally I'm wondering about the effect on William's writing on later culture, in particular literature. Cervantes springs to mind. |
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Anvils are for wimps. Have you never heard of "hand forged" ironware? It's a bit like "hand baked" pies. |
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//Have you never heard of "hand forged" ironware? |
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Using those titanium hands is just plain and simple cheating, to put it bluntly. |
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Expect to see an L Armstrong and his up and coming book "It's not about the Anvil".... |
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No blacksmiths, especially if they're using performance-
enhancing rugs on horses. |
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