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"Not baked goods, Professor; baked bads!" -- The Tick
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I just stepped in something... + |
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(-) only because of the bad poetry, not against the idea. |
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I'm sure several people got confused
when Jean Pierre asked for donations.
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"turns a shit kebab" into what? |
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this makes the thought of being a bug somehow acceptable (+) |
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FJ, is this an idea or an imitation of Vogon poetry? |
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This... needs... an illustration! |
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[k_sra] Turns (rolls) it across the stage. |
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[ghillie] bad illustration:
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Mediocre idea. Bad poetry. |
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[Desert Fox] Definitely Vogon-type. Good reference. |
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[Pocketass.] Based on your halfbakery output, I welcome you as a detractor. |
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"Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't." |
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'twould be kind not to vote
Not to comment and gloat
'bout the old Farmer's verse
(Can it get any worse?)
But I'm just not that sort
I never do what I aught
So I'll say, whilst I can,
That your lines do not scan.
That the poem's a bust.
'though the bugs are a must! |
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Oh no! The awful poetry has gone! Disaster! |
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farmer john i was just building up to read that poetry. |
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Obviously not, but lucky for me amateur artwork still cuts it. |
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