h a l f b a k e r yRecalculations place it at 0.4999.
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I suppose you could have a non-melting chocolate outer
shell, and a very heat sensetive cat... then a further 50%
could be placed near a heat source for a set time... |
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I was afraid this was going to involve a live cat. '+'
for dodging that awful possibility. |
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Sinfully rich but oh so tasty. Deliciously sick yet
insanely divine. I love it! |
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Distributors could in all good conscience guarantee that the cat is simultaneously black and white until someone observes it. + |
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Not often there's a good idea with a title that begins "Schroedinger's..." |
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Yep. And you never know until you look. |
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hmph! derivative... but [+] anyway. |
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It'd be slightly more appropriate if it contained a small
chocolate Jesus*, either evidently alive (smiling, hi-five) or
dead (skeleton). |
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*Jesus Guevara, a Venezuelan heavyweight boxer |
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(chcolate Jesus link added for Ian) |
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Everything's derivative from somewhere, [hippo]. Some more
than others, though... :^) |
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The problem with the skeletal/whole Jesus is the difference
in weight - if weight wasn't an issue then there may or may
not have been a cat... |
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One could argue that the process of death affects the weight of the cat. It doesn't matter. You're not supposed to weigh the box. |
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//the process of death affects the weight of the cat// |
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How? Anyways, I think the weight hs to be printed on the box |
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pavlov's dog easter egg - nah p'raps not. |
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//How? //
I think it's to do with the sudden arrival of the piano. |
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<fact> Each year, more cats are killed by falling pianos than
in plane crashes </fact> |
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