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Science Nerd Pet Fair

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Two delegates per team, one books the hotel and buys the meals, drinks and the other absorbs the pampering until its his (or her) turn in the spotlight.

On the big day, disciplines are similar to Crufts, like running around obstacles, jumping almost impossible hurdles and sitting quietly when told to. Back patting and paper rosettes are handed out liberally.

That same evening, the management stream get together to award 'best-of-breed'. Alcohol is bought liberally and there is much back-biting.

bigsleep, Apr 20 2009

Crufts http://www.crufts.org.uk/
[normzone, Apr 20 2009]

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       [-] pet shows and competitions show off the strong points of breeds... if you want a science-nerd pet show, you're going to need something with sliderules.
FlyingToaster, Apr 20 2009
  

       I don't get it.
loonquawl, Apr 21 2009
  

       //you're going to need something with sliderules//   

       From the idea //disciplines are similar to Crufts, like running around obstacles, jumping almost impossible hurdles and sitting quietly when told to.//   

       It's figurative language. I don't really know what constitutes a nerdy discipline these days, but probably nothing with sliderules old-timer.
bigsleep, May 19 2009
  

       wouldn't the "pets" be robots, hybrid plants and alien creatures? I'm all for pitting aliens against one another or heliotropic speed contests, but this idea needs a bit more development.
dentworth, Jun 08 2009
  

       No. The nerds are the pets otherwise it's just like a nerdy competition.
bigsleep, Jun 08 2009
  

       oh , ah, um I see, disregard last comment.
dentworth, Jun 08 2009
  

       This would obviously be "White-hat". Otherwise you would have named it "..Nerd-pit fighting..."
4whom, Jun 08 2009
  
      
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