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well, we've all heard of the mile-high club, yes? people who have sex in planes, yes, the things that are big, have wings and are usually above your head (no, not albatrosses). well, why not get a plane JUST for 'members' then? you could make all sorts of arrangements, comfort-wise. It's a bestseller
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P.S. Forgive my use of the wod 'sex'. it may bring discredit to this wonderful site. all sorts of trash will be visiting now. o dear. tough. Just use my other idea, the ComputaKorrecta, and the problem will be solved.
Mile High Club
http://milehighclub.com/flights.html
They list several private aviation companies which offer flights to couples wishing to join the Mile High Club. [egnor, Apr 19 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
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Are you proposing a mile-high members-only orgy? Or by 'members' do you mean the plane would carry, uh, just the genitalia? Yuck. I think not. If you could arrange sex on a spatial plane existing at right angles to all three regular spatial dimensions--wait, it might be over before you could perceive it... |
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Dog Ed, I think your last comment just opened wide the door for all sorts of male performance bashing on this page. |
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perhaps sex on a woodworker's plane? ow. |
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I can just imagine the commercials similar to the "we've removed more seats in coach so it's more comfortable"..... |
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...."we've taken out all seats in coach and replaced them with a mattress-covered floor -- only subway-style overhead handles will be available for take-off and landing"..... |
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PeterSealy, is there a single documented case of two people having in-flight sex in first- or business-class? |
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Baked, baked, baked. See link. |
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Look, people, it really is impossible to come up with a novel sex gimmick. (And this one isn't even close to novel.) Really, trust me. |
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Thank you, egnor. All your base... |
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Dog Ed, when I was in high school I started trying to work out which way you'd have to be facing to consummate the act at, or very near, light speed, and if it wouldn't solve the performance problem. |
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Time dilates, so everything apparently takes longer...
Matter compresses in the direction of travel...
Result? You have to face the right way or you never get in, and you never get off? |
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Huh? Peter? I expected egnor to come in on something this obvious. |
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