With shaving tongs, you can shave both sides of your face simultaneously and symmetrically. Just clip a swivel-head disposable razor onto the end of each half of these large scissor-tongs, place the tongs either side of your face and pull gently down toward the chin.

There will remain a small line of hair down the centre of your beard and moustache where the two razor heads meet - the 'tong line' - which can be removed conventionally or left in place to denote your position at the cutting edge of metropolitan male grooming.