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She's a 'Baker
With apologies to Green Day (And to everyone else for my bad rhyme/ parodying) | |
She's a 'baker,
She's insane,
She's the loop in the tape
And she's dangerous.
She's a 'baker,
Ain't a hobby,
Give her more buns than bones
She'll negotiate
From Chicago to Toronto,
She's the one that they call
'Ol' 'Baker Dame'.
She's the symbol
Of
Halfbaking
And she's holding all the buns
like a Foam Grenade.
She is dreaming
Help - she is posting!
She's the godess of all things
We're gonna Halfbake.
Now here's trouble,
We see trouble,
We all bun to find
The 'Boner's struck again
We see the 'Baker-lution,
The dawning of half-lives
No time, like the present
To 'Bake away the night
- But nothing comes to mind
She's a 'baker,
She's insane
She's the loop in the tape
And she's dangerous
She's a baker, she's a baker, she's a baker,
And she's dangerous
She's a baker, she's a baker, she's a baker,
And she's dangerous.
My apologies - I really have to get that out of my system.
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For some reason I was expecting it to be a takeoff on the Tubes' song "She's a Beauty". Does that mean I'm old? |
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you can't be, that's what i thought |
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