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It is nice to take care of any excretory matters before showering as to make sure everything is quite clean down there at least until it is time to go again. But sometimes the urge arises mid-shower. This does not happen frequently but I do recall several times in the past, sitting soaking wet on the
toilet, looking forward to the remainder of my cleansing.
Furthermore, I find the idea of pooping while warm water runs over me quite appealing. It seems it might even relax the bowels.
What I propose is simply a two-head shower with a one piece molded-in toilet seat on one side.
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Some "efficiency" bathrooms have the shower over the basin and a stainless toilet. Tends to be a little hard on keeping the dunny-paper dry, though. |
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Now that i think of it, my parents had one of those in their first home: an old trailer. It was the basis of several practical jokes. |
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May as well add a cooker and a camp bed and throw in
one of those multi-gyms - why bother leaving? |
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Something about this idea bothers me. |
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I don't have a problem relaxing my bowels, but this would relax my knees. |
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//I find the idea of pooping while warm water runs over me quite appealing// |
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I had to wash my hands very well after reading this. I just felt like scrubbing myself raw. |
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I like it, the main problem of course is the tirds going down the drain. |
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I just thought it would be neat to post the two slightly contradicitng ideas together. Reading all the posts was very amusing. Thank you. I love you guys. |
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This is one of the cleaner deficating ideas here on halfbakery [+] |
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What [wags] and [skinflaps] and [Blisterbob] said, just for "I find the idea..." although I can't deny it would work. Vote withheld. |
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Yeah, I'm feeling a bit constipated now too. |
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Even dogs squat while taking a dump. I certainly could not see my self emptying my bowels while standing up. |
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If you prefer to poop in a sitting position, you *could* defecate in the bathtub. |
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A garbage disposer might help with the dispersement. |
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/I certainly could not see my self emptying my bowels while standing up./ |
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You could install a steam-proof mirror. It would help with shaving too. |
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Vote withheld--I find this intriguing as much as I find my feces . . . fragrant. How will this be addressed? |
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When I read the title I was expecting a "shower with a garbage disposal" idea. That of course is no longer patentable due to prior art in the form of a very funny seinfeld episode. This, on the other hand, would be patentable, except of course that it has been published here. Could we maybe have that toiletseat thing have a separate drain and a flushing mechanism? The idea of showering with mr. hankey just isn't as appealing as the idea of defecating while warm water washes my fear, anxiety and tension away. Not to mention the cleanup of course... |
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'there is no 'sh' in our shower. please leave it that way' |
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