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St. Nick went to a shrink? |
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I like it, kind of St. Nick meets Ol' Nick. |
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You could have a wild jungle-
themed tree. |
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Someday when I have the money, the
time and the inclination, I want to do a
different theme for each Christmas.
Grip Christmas, Noir Christmas, and
now Shrunken Head Christmas. |
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So, how is one to know that the head is shrunken? |
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/ So, how is one to know that the head is shrunken? / |
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By the size. Same as any other head that you think might be shrunken. |
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Okay, so say the santa head is the size of a tree ornament... What is it that causes an observer to think that it is a shrunken head rather than one manufactured at that size to begin with? |
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Pre-shrunken jeans aren't particularly remarkable to me, either, as they look the same as regular jeans. |
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that sounds so morbid!
imagine a toddler on christmas morning waking up to find a shrunken santa head on the tree, and the screaming that would ensue. ugh... |
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//So, how is one to know that the head is shrunken?// it would be incredibly wrinkly and the hat would be too big. |
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/ that sounds so morbid! / Even if the eye and mouth stitches are made of festive tinsel suture? |
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//that sounds so morbid!//
...so, you don't reckon giving one to my three year old nephew is a good idea? Oh. |
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