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Sleep Alone Hat

 "Honey, I need some 'zzzzzzzzzzz''
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Do you want to sleep alone for a night? Wear this funny hat! It's funny, and if that's not enough of a turnoff, it stinks! And if she's still wanting some spoon, it looks like a big pile of dung on your head, And it forms into tiny elves who say "you're not pretty" and "Why do you try?" over and over again.

Did I mention it's funny?

—daseva, Oct 01 2005

If she wants some spoon, she can have some of mine http://www.nugob.or...ds/hertzfeldt03.jpg
it's too big. [calum, Oct 02 2005]

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       It IS funny actually, coming from a man who surely sleeps alone a lot.
—zeno, Oct 02 2005
   

       Juat fake a headache like everybody else.
—hidden truths, Oct 02 2005
   

       Once again [daseva] fires an idea into that space between childishly offensive and amusing.
—wagster, Oct 02 2005
   

       And it's such a crowded space, too.   

       //Wear this funny hat// +
//It stinks// -
The title made me giggle +
//Forms into tiny elves// what? -
—moomintroll, Oct 02 2005
   

       I had no idea you looked like that [calum]. You seem to associate with some rather odd people IMHO.
—hidden truths, Oct 02 2005
   


 

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