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Smackintheheaderator

Something to smack me in the head when I need to do something besides halfbakery.
 
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Do you like that I used halfbakery as a noun? I mean, a different noun? Um...yeah. Me too. But back to what I was intending to say: when I need to get off the computer, say because I'm still logged on to halfbakery.com at 4:45 at work and I hypothetically may or may not have already missed the bus which would have gotten me to my doctor's appointment on time, it would be really useful to have something or somebody employed to smack me in the head until I actually got up and did the things I needed to do. Kind of like what a girlfriend would do. Which, come to think of it, would be a good idea too...
Overpanic, Jun 19 2003

Perhaps a pair of these might work. http://www.halfbake...idea/Mind_20Boggles
With some modification, of course. [AO, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]

Head Shoes http://www.headshoes.com
These probably won't fit on your head. [Cedar Park, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]

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       ommmm   

       everyone posts along these lines. don't panic.
po, Jun 19 2003
  

       *smack*   

       Better?
k_sra, Jun 19 2003
  

       ha ha ha. [Overpanic] you can hire me to smack you in the head as I just graduated a month ago and I am...um, jobless. Of course, you'd need to pay for my airfare ...btw, I don't know where you are from but that doesn't really matter, I love traveling! ;)   

       Seriously though, anyone has a job offer for a communications and media graduate, trilingual, beautiful and single? (marriage proposals denied in advance, sorry).
Pericles, Jun 19 2003
  

       That's okay, I wasn't going to propose until you get a job anyway, you bum. :)
snarfyguy, Jun 19 2003
  

       So [snarfy], you want me to be your sugar mamma? Hmmm... I'll have to think about it. YOu have to be either very good looking or a great talker...unless, of course, you want to fund me for life. That'd be nice! ;)
Pericles, Jun 19 2003
  

       Didn't blissy post a similar idea about a head slapper? I did a halfbakery search on 'slap' and 'head' but it just kept taking me to DrCurry's profile page.
DrBob, Jun 20 2003
  


 

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