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Smart Arse
Builder's Bum Shield - T shirt accessory (amended title) | |
There can be few more undesirable spectacles than a
builder, or plumber (usually male) squatting down, only to
reveal a vast acreage of cheesy flab, sparsely sprinkled with
hair and complete with dark bisecting chasm.
The solution to this vista of horror is the Smart Arse
Builder's Bum Shield.
The next time a builder arrives to carry
out some work, you invite them to clip the bum shield of
their choice unto the back of their T shirt. The shield is a
simple printed flap, with a set of clips running along one
side to attach it unto their T shirt, and an elasticated
gusset that passes between the legs, like a G string and
hooks unto the belt at the front.
The shield presents itself with choices, and various options.
There is the Chippendale for those who would like display
the pert bum of a male stripper. The Stallion - complete
with hairy tail that can be swished around to deter flies.
The Grassy Meadow - a patch of astro-turf embellished with
toy cows - and of course the ever popular Lunar-Scape,
encrusted with craters, small model of Apollo 11, and
replica figure of Neil Armstrong, stepping gingerly unto the
alien surface.
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I thought it was fashionable these days to display all sorts of body parts previously kept discreetly hiddem? |
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Seems a shame to pick on the fat and pimply - everyone is beautiful inside. |
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Where would the children park their bicycles if all the plumbers' cracks in the world were covered over? ([benfrost] please don't answer that...) |
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Workmen's trousers over here have a line of rubber inside the waistband kinda like the tops of hold-up stockings. It stops the shirt from slipping out (if tucked in) and thereby saves us from this ghastly sight. |
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People who are beautiful inside should wear an
endoscope and invite the world at large to view the
wonder of their internal panoramas. |
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I'll take the one with Kneel Armstrong. |
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"Saw a man named Armstrong, walkin' 'round, with a moon." |
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//Workmen's trousers over here have a line of rubber inside the waistband // |
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Where is over there, [squeak]?? There are no uniform "Workmens Trousers" over here. They usually wear the illfitting type of jeans that expose the "Whole of the Moon" when they squat down.... |
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