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This is powdered food of any sort allowed to flow freely with the air in the front room. It will pass into the mouth, dissolve with the spittle and be swallowed as usual. As breezes circulate, different tastes can be enjoyed.
The machine that takes food and turns it into plankton is called the
planktonculator. It's a bit like a tree chipper. Priced at around £49.99 for the base model.
Those concerned about the potential hazards of breathing in food should rest assured that the lungs have a good reflex action and will cough up anything not absorbed.
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I already have enough stuff to vacuum
up at my house. Sounds messy. |
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Im sorta concerned about breathing. Its a neccessary function for human beings. |
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I'm imagining the same thing I feel the morning after a night on the piss - the taste of crap in my mouth - congealed morning breath crappiness type crap. One wonders if all that drunken crap-type-talk is really worth it the day after. |
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