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Soap, these days, all seems to be about flowers and citrus and fruit like strawberries. It's about time we developed soap that smell like something we'd aspire to be.
SIP is a new range of soaps that are carefully formulated to lend the user a very specific odour profile.
Available "flavours"
include:
Sheep Farmer
Coffee Roaster
Baker
Chocolatier
Professional Footballer
Ballet Danseur
Chief Executive Officer
Dogcatcher
Highway Patrol Officer
Fireman, Before & Fireman, After
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Hah. How did I miss that? |
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A: My god, boy. You smell like a blacksmith's armpit.
B: Thanks. Nice innit. I've got the whole range. |
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<pick, pick, pick> Shouldn't that be Available "aromas" include:? <pick, pick, pick> |
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You scrub, and you scrub, and you scrub... |
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"Out, damned Spot! See Spot go. Spot goes out. Good damned soap!" |
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Needs careful marketing - suggest the Village People Series first [UB], but you'll need a source of stale semen. |
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Good one, mate! You never stop surprising me! ha ha ha. |
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"Young man! With a spot on your hand,
I say, Young man! If you don't stop you'll go mad,
I say, Young man! That sort of thing is so sad..." |
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Thanks, [CF], now I've got VP parodies running around in my head. |
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I'm guessing the difference between a regular footballer and a professional footballer is that essence of a large bank account from endorsement revenue mixed in with those pungent turf and sweat aromas. |
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Is that a comment or a suggestion? Or possibly an admission? |
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Ah...the sweet smell of. That was a great movie, by the way. |
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What does a list smell like, I wonder. |
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[angel], in keeping with the idea, it's something I aspire to be, someday. |
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This idea wasn't a call for a list but it has taken on that scent. |
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