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Sqeezey-Voiced Dog-Ball

For canine communication
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Dogs love to talk using their squeezey balls. Throw the ball, rover picks it up in their mouth and squeezes out eeeeoooo eeeeeooooo and everybody laughs because of the alliteration being reminiscent of "bora bora" or "foo foo", except that now rover has just picked up a specially manufactured squeezey voice dog ball with a super 3d printed human vocal tract specially optimized to form complex human-like sounds. Rover can get better and better at this, at first squeezing out "gloshortnik" and later squeezing out "thanks buddy."
JesusHChrist, Jun 27 2015

Wow, Mr. talkative https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2LUZuLxwD4g
[JesusHChrist, Jun 28 2015]


       //Dogs love to talk using their squeezey balls.//
MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 28 2015

       If you ask him nicely he might let you.
Ian Tindale, Jun 28 2015

       What about birdstrike ?
normzone, Feb 28 2018

       what about flying dog strike
Edie, Mar 01 2018

       ....and cloudsuck..?
Edie, Mar 01 2018


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