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As soon as I wake up, I stretch my right arm out from under the quilt and turn on the television. Nice one! Just in time for Countdown.
For those of you that dont know, Countdown is a game show in which contestants are to find words in a nine-letter jumble. There is also a bonus round in which contestants
are to make one big number out of six smaller numbers by use of addition, subtraction, multiplication and division.
The show is filmed in front of a polite studio audience, accentuating the shows quaint charm. But what if it were filmed in a giant stadium in front of a capacity audience?
When the letters have been drawn out and the time starts, the crowd shout and scream possible anagrams and combinations of the nine-letter jumble, their yells becoming a cacophonous soup that serves only to distract the contestants.
Likewise the math problems just as a football fan would yell a bunch of useless tactics at one of the players on the pitch in the belief that the player will actually carry out their half-arsed instruction and score a goal, the countdown audience screams possible solutions to the problem: Multiply it by the big number! Carry the one! Dont you know your bloody seventy-five times table? The time runs out, and neither contestant has reached the exact target. The crowd jeer and hiss, blaming it on the contestants failure to carry out their instructions.
Solving of the countdown conundrum results in a pitch invasion.
krypto card game
[elfling, Oct 06 2004]
More that you thought you'd want to know about Countdown. [oneoffdave, Oct 07 2004]
Just think, if it were to be commissioned now this is exactly how it would be. Except for the fact that the Z list celebrities would be voted off week by week etc.......
||we used to play an arithmatic cardgame
called krypto where you use 5 cards
(each one only once) to reach the value
on a 6th. see link
||I thought you said that before.
||I think that there would be logistical problems arising from filling a cold football stadium with 50,000 pensioners (pensioners being the sole demographic for studio audiences). You would need:
1. Aisle vendors selling mint imperials, ear trumpets and sherry.
2. A well practised team of corpse removers, for the inevitable mortal coil shuffling that will happen when you make such a large number of "seniors" sit out in the elements for extended periods of time.
3. Tartan blankets. Lots and lots of tartan blankets.
4. Very powerful show speakers, to make Whitely's inanities audible over the chattering of fifty thousands sets of dentures.
||they should do this for the national lottery. cue riot for the winning ticket.