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Everyone likes sex, from young to old, but who likes having someone laying directly on top of you or having to support yourself from laying directly on top of someone?
This would be a small, additional mattress lifted off your regular bed that would have holes for all the naughty bits to connect to
the person underneath. Basically, you'd have the feeling of laying face down on your own bed, but with access to all the fun things to do with your partner in bed.
Can also be folded away for easy storage under your bed.
How to Have Sex in a Hammock
http://www.ehow.com...ve-sex-hammock.html
[Ian Tindale, Sep 23 2009]
Love Handles
Love_20Handles
[normzone, Sep 23 2009]
[link]
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Oh dude - that's just not nice. Use a sling. |
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Hey! I'm happily married...8 years, in fact. The added mattress wouldn't go all the way to the head anyway. Just covering the torso, hips, and legs. |
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In that case, I wish you luck in finding a girlfriend. |
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wag, you gonna explain to my wee ones what a sling is when they see it? |
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please don't ask about his wee ones... |
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/who likes having someone laying directly on top of you // |
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Perhaps a better diet and regular exercise could make this problem go away? |
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Feeling as someone is crushing the life out of you is what
love is all about! |
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On the other hand, who needs sex when they could have a
mattress with a hole in it. |
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//wag, you gonna explain to my wee ones what a sling is when they see it?// |
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"It's a medieval instrument of torture. For children that don't behave..." |
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Please don't let them ever see you use it... |
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Yeah, if there's one thing more traumatic than seeing your parents having sex, it's seeing your parents having kinky sex. |
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You got this idea when you found a hole in a toilet cubicle wall, didn't you? |
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//one thing more traumatic than seeing your parents having sex, it's seeing your parents having kinky sex.// |
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And one thing even more traumatic than that is being turned into a fly by an irascible Deity, and then watching your parents having kinky sex. |
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"Dinnae shite in ma mooth!" |
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That's what I said, the first time someone tried to make me eat haggis. |
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Alright. I was unable to summon the courage to post my latest bed-oriented idea, "Love Handles", but now I cannot resist. |
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This is a somewhat twisted group when it comes right
down to it. If I do say so myself. |
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Talk about twisting...(link). |
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pssst, can someone explain what he is saving his strength for? |
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That mental masturbation stuff really takes it out of you, apparently. |
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Perhaps you should try it then, instead of the physical kind ? |
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po, I'm saving my strength for Round 2, obviously. |
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//Perhaps you should try it then, instead of the physical kind ?// |
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92% of people, when questioned in confidence, will admit to masturbating; the other 8% are liars. |
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//Support for whoever is on top//
How about having a team of cheerleaders in the room to cheer you on to greater efforts? |
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You mean you don't, normally? |
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