But the cowlick remains as an unsolvable bane on our existence... until now.

The cowlick is produced when a portion of hair near the back of the head sticks up. Some people attributed it to hat hair, pillow hair, or a bad hair day, but I have isolated the root cause of it as being related directly to the spiral pattern of hair folicle alignment in the back of the hair. This pattern is known as "grain."

You will note that wigs, barbie dolls, faux fur, and other collections of hairlike fiber which lacks grain does not produce cowlick when on a head shaped projection, and even if artificially induced, light combing over will resolve the fashion disaster.

Micro-incisions, and hair follicle transplants have been successfully used to increase the apparent amount of hair existing on human heads suffering from male pattern baldness, but this malady cannot strike more than half the human population, whereas cowlicks can present themselves op people of either gender, and any age. Using previously perfected techniques, we can end this bane on civilizations.

All I need is a few good surgeons, and I will gladly submit myself to the knife in order to prove the effectiveness, and safety of this new surgical beautification process. I'll just need a few thousand dollars to pay the surgeons. Hurry, fundraising must be performed within the next... umm... several years... as male pattern baldness might render the experiment moot after that time.

This surgical proceedure can also be adapted to provide "natural part reassignment" surgeries, and other less practical operations, such as palm-hair inserts.