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Swimming bun for the wee one. |
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Congratulations Ms Newton. Croissant for you, but don't put it in the water because it doesn't show you how to swim and soggy baked goods are not really nice. |
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How about the Jaws shark? That should inspire progress! Dur den...I say...dur den, dur den |
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For added emphasis, sell it with a scary monster that just drowns. Water is your friend. |
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There really aren't alot of animals that swim like humans. Other creatures and machines use a lot of fins, tails, water jets, wheels, screws, and nuclear power. |
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Dogs swim like humans learning to swim. Use Deputy Dawg, or just throw a cute dog in. |
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/skinflaps/ did you mean "Pingu"? as in the animated character? wikipedia.org/wiki/Pingu I can't imagine what pre-paid phone cards or geothermal stuff would have to do with this? |
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If it could tell the child not to go in the water without an adult knowing it would be good. Having a friend that swims with you but cant save you could be a little dangerous. |
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I always have thought it was a great idea to water safe children at a very early age (less than a year). It gets them used to water and there are a number of courses available. |
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/skinflaps/ did you mean "Pingu"? as in the animated character?/ |
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<obligatory WIFRT> When I first read this idea's title I had a mental picture of a struggling independant amusement park owner opening a package to find a glove from his park's mascot together with a fish. |
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<implied message for those who don't understand>"Your beloved Franky the Ferret is swimming with Mickey Mouse, God rest his soul. Do ferrets have souls?"<imftwdu> |
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Of course, that doesn't mean I'm giving your idea a fishbone. I just report what I see. Since I have no kids I'm staying neutral on this. |
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'Pickle-me Elmo.' Keep him in the water too long and he gets all wrinkly. And don't get him anywhere near a 24-pack |
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