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Patrons who pay cash at an erotic dance establishment have the opportunity to stuff dollar bills down the costume of the dancer they're paying, for a smile and an ever-so-brief physical contact.
But what if all you have is an open heart and your corporate American Express card?
The credit card
swiper bra brings the credit-card carrying constituency back into the fold, so to speak. Patron pulls out card, dancer bends over and does the look-here-are-my-breasts wiggle, card is run through the slot in the Swiper Bra,
and a few wireless requests and a confirmation later, the dancer can move on to the next table.
G-string model sold separately.
[I haven't heard UnaBubba's joke - blame it on coevolution.]
swiper train conductor (subtitled in English!)
http://www.groenbro...teur%20ENG_high.mp4
popular sketch for teenagers on the Dutch internets with a train passenger buying a ticket from the conductor, swiping his card through him [rrr, Nov 19 2005]
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blimey. ping has re-pinged... |
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[Picturing the dismay and waiting lines at peak hours] "I'm sorry, the computers are really slow right now....." |
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"Yes, and if you could just sign the 'receipt' . . . " |
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"Hmm, doesn't seem to be registering. Let me try it again. Uh ... no, still bad. Maybe if I swipe really slowly ... Nix, gosh if I move it in the other direction ... or with just two fingers? Wait, I've got another card that might work ..." |
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...and now type in your PIN |
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Um, FarmerJohn, what's this item for $2,430.23 at "New York Dolls" on your credit card bill...? |
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The joke has been around for years. |
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Three blokes at a strip joint. Two poke $100 bills at the stripper, lodging them in her Gstring. The third waits until she turns around, whips out the notes and swipes his card between her buttocks. |
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That explains it, I wondered why an easily stealable bra would get so many votes. |
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Couldn't pay after the first five minutes. Bras come off rather quickly. |
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How about in the natural crease formed in the panties that most strippers keep on? |
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How are PINs going to be handled. |
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geo8rge, you have to whisper the PIN to
her, see the linked Groenbrother's video
for a demonstration. |
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