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Synthetic Arse of Rat

 Couldn't Give a Rat's Ass? You Can Now.
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Small pieces of fur and material to imitate flesh, to accurately resemble the buttocks of the rat creature.

Useful for giving as a gift to those who are consistantly apathetic or lazy. Sold in multipacks of 5.

—hidden truths, Sep 26 2005

IDGARA (I Do Give A Rat's Arse) I_2eD_2eG_2eA_2eR_2eA_2e
No fur, but a large rat's buttprint. [UnaBubba, Sep 26 2005]

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       Makes me miss the rat's ass of yore.
—blissmiss, Sep 26 2005
   

       Like these (similar) novelties, [ht]? [link]
—UnaBubba, Sep 26 2005
   

       (link) Stopped in my tracks to laugh. You used to make me spit coffee, now I just drool.
—blissmiss, Sep 26 2005
   

       Sorry, [bliss]. I hope you didn't hurt your nose.
—UnaBubba, Sep 27 2005
   

       My nose? You freakin twit. I don't drool outta my nose, it stems from my ears. Eeeewwwww, you no class elitest.
—blissmiss, Sep 27 2005
   

       I thought the coffee came outta yer nose, ya no-count loony!
—UnaBubba, Sep 27 2005
   

       Thanks for the link [UB]. It's definitely a much better category.
—hidden truths, Sep 27 2005
   

       So, not a soy-based meat pie filling, then?
—BunsenHoneydew, Sep 27 2005
   

       Could be, you'll never know.
—UnaBubba, Sep 27 2005
   

       Loony? LOONY? Who the hell do you think you are talking to? oH yEAH. ( Did I just call myself Loony? Isn't it Looney?)
—blissmiss, Sep 27 2005
   

       I thought it was only Looney when there were Tunes involved.
—hidden truths, Sep 28 2005
   

       The idea made me smile. The category had me falling about.
—wagster, Sep 28 2005
   

       come on you two! these silly things are purchaseable and come pre-wrapped in bits of plastic. come on
—po, Sep 28 2005
   

       [po], without getting TOO personal, just what *is* plastic.come? Dare I really ask?
—UnaBubba, Sep 28 2005
   


 

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