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I'm no natural poet, and the rather awkward TPPCPPC format doesn't lend itself easily to haiku, but I'll post it as a challenge anyway.
They'd have been posting
beautiful haiku poems.
maybe I should have.
Who knows what's next. Vogon haiku?
Note: summary name change.
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Incorrectly they
would have been doing TP
PCPPC. |
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Hey, you didn't pay the franchise fees. |
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with love they would have
been having all they needed,
wouldn't they have been? |
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They'd have been thinking
they would have been finding it
easier than pie. |
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Yes! I finally get somebody to explain TPPCPPC to me. What exactly does the acronym stand for, anyway? |
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The limericks they would have been writing,
Should have been being humorous and biting,
Instead of cumbersome things,
In polysyllabic strings,
Leaving the writer, for relevance, fighting. |
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To have been being poetic in TPPCPPC,
Would have been being very difficult, as they would have been seeing,
In each successive verse
The metre would have been getting worse,
They wouldn't have thought there would have been being a verse number three. |
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They would have been asking what it would have been standing for,
To have been explaining that would have been being a chore,
Third Person Plural Conditional,
Past Perfect Continuous (fictional)
They would have been blaming waugsqueke for opening that door. |
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They'd have been writing,
TPPCPPC,
Haiku in their sleep |
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They'd have been finding,
A way to do this easily,
Wouldn't they have been? |
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Haiku would have been,
Being so simple to write,
That way, they'd have found. |
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If there'd been being,
A point to the exercise,
They'd have continued. |
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They'd have been killing,
Bristolz softly with Haiku,
Killing her softly. |
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waking too early
sleepy and tired during day
going to sleep late |
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Would've been better,
If relevance were found in,
The anno above. |
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"They'd have continued?
They'd have been continuing."
waugsqueke corrected. |
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One other mistake...
"That way, they'd have been finding."
Thank you, nonetheless. |
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They would have had a
severe headache from reading
all of these haiku. |
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ils auraient espé-
ré que l'on puisse vous donner
un très gros croissant |
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They'd have been walking
in the falling snow. Snowmen
they'd have been building. |
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The self-referential (insofar as you can be self-referential in the third person) |
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They would have been wri-
ting lyrical lines which would
not have been rhyming. |
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Bakers would have been
saying "We'd rather eat fish
and spit out the bones." |
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A B C D E
and F would have been making
a short alphabet. |
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That a nose if their faces |
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