Little Billy, age 6, is walking home from Kindergarten. He normally walks home with his friends, but today his friends were ill and had to stay home. While little Billy is walking along the sidewalk, a black car pulls up to him and a man rolls down the window. He tells Billy, "Hey kid, I'll give you some candy if you get in my car.". Little Billy, weary of strangers, says "No thank-you, mommy says not to get into stangers' cars.". The man then opens the car's door, grabs little Billy, and puts him in his trunk. Later that day, the police find little Billy's bloated corpse floating in a ditch.

This situation could have been avoided with Taser Me Elmo. Let us see how this situation would have been different if Billy's parents would have bought him a Taser Me Elmo doll for Christmas...

...The man opens the car's door and reaches for little Billy. Billy, aware that he is about to be kidnapped, pulls out his Taser Me Elmo doll, squeezes Elmo's hand, and two electrodes on wires fire from Elmo's eyes and into the criminal's chest. 50,000 volts go into the criminal and he passes out. Little Billy runs home and plays with his puppy. Another day saved by Taser Me Elmo.

Consider Situation #2...

Little Charlie is playing with his toy cars in a sandbox. He is by himself in the sandbox, but there are other children on the playground. Unanticipatedly, a larger, older boy is standing by the sandbox. Charlie looks up at the older boy and asks "Would you like to play with me?". The older boy scoffs and says "No way, boogerface!" and the bully steals Charlie's toy cars. Charlie's self-confidence goes down and he suffers emotional damage, and ten years later when he's in high school Charlie goes on a school shooting rampage and kills 40 students, including the bully who stole his toy cars so many years ago in the sandbox.

This situation could have been avoided with Taser Me Elmo. Let us see how this situation would have been different if Charlie's parents would have bought him a Taser Me Elmo doll on his birthday...

...the bully reaches for Charlie's toy cars when Charlie pulls out his Taser Me Elmo. He squeezes Elmo's hand, and two electrodes shoot out of Elmo's eyes and deliver 50,000 volts to the bully. The bully drops Charlie's toy cars and he learns not to steal. Charlie runs home and plays with his puppy. Another day saved by Taser Me Elmo.

Consider Situation #3...

Little Katie and her mom are leaving the mall after a day of shopping. Katie sees a bubblegum vending machine and says to her mother "Mommy! I want some bubblegum! Buy me some bubblegum!" Her mother declines her daughter's wish, explaining that "You can have some gum when we get home.". Little Katie throws a tantrum, and starts crying. She refuses to go anywhere until her mother buys her gum. Her mother gets very angry at her and slaps little Katie. The next day, Katie tells her teacher that her mother slapped her, and the teacher brings this to court. The mother is sued for child abuse and pays $20,000 to the government, and little Katie goes to social services and gets adopted into a new family.

This situation could have been avoided with Taser Me Elmo. Let us see how this situation would have been different if Katie's parents would have bought her a Taser Me Elmo doll for Thanksgiving...

..."Mommy! I want some bubblegum! Buy me some bubblegum!" Her mother declines her daughter's wish, explaining that "You can have some gum when we get home.". Little Katie pulls out her Taser Me Elmo doll and squeezes Elmo's hand. Two electrodes fire out of Elmo's eyes and into her mother's back, delivering a shock of 50,000 volts. Her mother falls over and spills a handful of quarters onto the ground. Katie takes a quarter and buys herself some bubblegum. Her mother then drives them both home, and Katie goes inside and plays with her puppy. Another day saved by Taser Me Elmo.