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Tazelyte
Low power zapper for those intimate assaults
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Rather than a megavolt discharge that incapacitates, denudes, and sets assailants afire, I'd carry a lower powered version of the stun weapon that could effectively draw a transgressor's attention to the fact that I feel my space was invaded without leaving an oozing red welt.

Great for "hands off", "time out", or "that's the last one of those in that color" signaling.


reensure, Jan 28 2005

For zeno http://dictionary.r...om/search?q=denuded
[DrCurry, Jan 29 2005]


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       "Denudes"?   

       So If I set it off and you were naked you are now suddenly fully clothed? That's a great device. Does it come with a reverse switch?

zeno, Jan 29 2005
  

       zeno: muddy reasoning - see link. Sort of like inflammable, I guess.
reensure: um, what's wrong with a good old no-batteries-needed slap to the face?

DrCurry, Jan 29 2005
  

       There's a few times I caught myself looking at something that would've earned me a slap cross the face; not shocking.

reensure, Jan 30 2005
  

       What happens if you apply it to the throat?

UnaBubba, Jan 30 2005
  

       You loose your scarf

zeno, Feb 01 2005
  

       //what's wrong with a good old no-batteries-needed slap to the face?//   

       Ah-b-so-lootly Nuh-thin!
<Say it again!>

Jinbish, Feb 01 2005
  


 
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