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Texas Chainsaw Massacre on Ice
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One of the most horrifying movies ever made, based on a true story (I think) is now coming to you as an ice skating theatrical.

Viewer disgression advised


DesertFox, Feb 27 2005

Urban Legends http://www.snopes.c.../films/chainsaw.asp
More like "inspired by" than "based upon" - no chainsaws in the original. [DrCurry, Feb 27 2005]

Halloween on Ice http://www.kurtfile...views/hoireview.php
[robinism, Mar 01 2005]



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       Viewer digression, maybe?

DrCurry, Feb 27 2005
  

       Never saw the remake of the movie, but the original was scary/great! "C'mon kids, put on your Sunday best, we're going to the Ice Capades--they're performing 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre'!"

Machiavelli, Feb 27 2005
  

       I'd rather see Evil Dead 2 on ice.

jaksplat, Feb 27 2005
  

       I would pay good money to see a skater do a triple flip with a chainsaw.

MrDaliLlama, Feb 28 2005
  

       No chain saws, no horrifying carbon monoxide fumes.

mensmaximus, Feb 28 2005
  

       Careful with that chainsaw on the Ice... :P

NeoPiter, Feb 28 2005
  

       A new cast every show?

wagster, Feb 28 2005
  

       Bloody Ice skatings dangerous enough without adding chainsaws to the mix. Nearly dislocated my arse last time I went.

etherman, Feb 28 2005
  

       Didn't the creator of 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre'claim that he was in a hardware store, there were tonnes of people there, he looked up, and - voila! Chainsaw! 'I bet if I had one of those I could get out very easily...' He thought menacingly to himself...   

       The original owner of the ice rink wasn't very open minded to the idea... Then he suddenly disappeared. I suppose the new owners are a lot more clear-headed to this masterpeice... (ie, they decided that you can't win an argument with someone who has a chainsaw. Can't imagine why!)   

       Will this have real blood?

froglet, Feb 28 2005
  

       <Doctor approaches etherman who is lying prone on a hospital bed> "Well Mr. Etherman, you appear to have a dislocated arse. Nothing to worry about, we'll just have Nurse Sadist pop it back in for you and you'll be right as rain in no time."

wagster, Feb 28 2005
  

       And me, my arse and the Nursie lived Happily Ever After.

etherman, Feb 28 2005
  

       Igors would certainly help (From the Discworld books)

DesertFox, Feb 28 2005
  

       Even better- "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Musical On Ice"

k_sra, Feb 28 2005
  

       can they do ice sculptures live?

theircompetitor, Feb 28 2005
  

       The simple thought of ice skaters in pain is wonderful. [+]

darkboy115, Feb 28 2005
  

       Carcer (from another Discworld novel) would make a great chainsaw murderer.

froglet, Feb 28 2005
  

       Ahhh. Night Watch. 1st Terry Pratchett book I ever read.

DesertFox, Feb 28 2005
  

       "Texas Chainsaw Massacre on Ice, on Ice" - Communicating, through the medium of ice dancing, the idea of performing the Texas Chainsaw Massacre as an ice dancing spectacle.

hippo, Feb 28 2005
  

       What [jaksplat] wrote.   

       Bun for evil on ice.

skinflaps, Feb 28 2005
  

       Darkboy115: Most skaters (and athletes in general) spend their lives in pain already..

ayt, Feb 28 2005
  

       How about having it as a floorshow in a Greek restaurant. Texas chainsaw moussaka.

Basepair, Feb 28 2005
  

       I was thinking of the possibilities of a musical. Very amusing. :)

DesertFox, Feb 28 2005
  

       Little Woodshop of Horrors.

UnaBubba, Feb 28 2005
  

       Viewer disection?   

       I thought they called this 'Hockey.'

RayfordSteele, Feb 28 2005
  

       This could possibly replace the NHL.

MrDaliLlama, Feb 28 2005
  

       "Halloween on Ice", with horror themes, has been done (see link). May have featured death spirals and death drops.

robinism, Mar 01 2005
  

       Now seen on TV in segments.

mensmaximus, Mar 01 2005
  

       I understand blood can bounce on ice. Not a hockey fan. I have never seen it. A google of the term found many hits, but no explanation of what might be involved. But if this is true, clearly it would be an integral part of this production.

bungston, Mar 01 2005
  


 
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