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There once was a man with a --
Well, let's just say he was bald. And he really wanted the
face of his girlfriend on the back of his head. So he went
barber, who plugged in a variety of hairs, from a
of many colors and structural behaviors. So, she had
orange hair, and
redder lips, while her face was white
her eyes were black. And she had a slightly curly
I'm really afraid this idea should have been rendered in
poetry, to capture the thought better. Or, rephrased a
or used a different example, or had slightly better and
more interesting concepts.
But it's Bargain Friday here at the Mylodon Used Idea Lot
and this is what is left over in the bin.
||Do you mind if I dig around in the bin some more?
||I realize somewhat belatedly, that a successful transplant of multicolored, multisourced hair, would require a lifetime regiment of immunosuppresants, which is a lot of maintenance for a gag like that.
||I'm not sure what's left in the bin. I think there's a variety of self-stirring porridge pots, that's about it.
||Interesting enough for a [+] What's that about porridge ?
||// What's that about porridge ?//
||The implanted Goldilocks. It's apparently an existential thing.
||Rangers often use hats with eyes on the back to deter sneaky rear attacks. I guess this would also work as a girlfriend deterrent.
||Yes, but that's not exactly something [mylodon] is ever going to need, is it ?
||Why didn't he just get her face tattoed on the back of his
head, and make her bald to match? Or would she object to
the Sinead o Conner/Ms Frankinstein look?
If I really loved the guy, I'd do that to make his backface
When your'e in Texas look behind you...cos thats...where
Chuck Norris is gonna be.
Oh and as for the moustache? That was just a dream...just