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This is a government agency that sees to the implementation of
the remediation of outdated laws about morality, through the
hands-on, in-person, real time real space distribution of non
myofascial trigger point penis Massage, by a network of forward
practitioners to include illegal immigrants who have
skills and experience but no English Language skills, and blind
who want to learn Massage as a volunteer activity or business for
their retirement from jobs with the Federal Government, who
need audio description to understand what
going on inside the body in the course of myofascial manipulation.
This is a narrow world, there are maybe 10 terms that non English
speakers can memorize along with a starter series of grammatical
constructions and pronunciation coaching, so that it would not be
too hard for individuals to go through the training so that it could
started on a volunteer basis before funds to scale were requested.
The penis serves as an excellent, boneless map of the bodys
Myofascial Trigger Point system. We should target morality laws
are obtuse about drawing lines around traditional notions about
sexuality by initiating a non-sexual regimen, at first as an
instructional website teaching self non-sexual Massage, but
eventually to include certified practitioners with a strong set of
practices that are implemented in real time.
The key point here is drawing the line around actual measurable
ejaculation rather than just the touching of a penis.
The extension of this
[JesusHChrist, Oct 14 2017]
Myofascial pain syndrome
[Voice, Oct 15 2017]
||Did you type all that with one hand?
||I think this was posted by Donald Trump. Of course as he
cant read or write, he dictated the whole thing to one of
his equally brainless minions.
||Equally brainless but literate and able to type? Do they lack
another commonly held mental capability in compensation?
||I'm afraid the author believes that morality is the reason why he's
not getting any. He might like to check his assumptions there.
||Was your penile fascia damaged in some way that it requires massage to alleviate pain?
||That's pretty bad as far as pick-up lines go.
||I've checked back over the last few months' activity here on the HB and, as far as I can tell, we may be witnessing the longest drug high in human history.
||A truly psychedelic experience.
||//Was your penile fascia damaged in some way that it
requires massage to alleviate pain?
|| That's pretty bad as far as pick-up lines go.//
||Do we have an initialism for being able to identify the author by the title ?
||We should. The other day I nailed three out of three.
||it's the little things...
||[beany] is so easy he shouldn't count for that.