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Odourless, colourless, subtle! It'll make you feel like royalty.
It also comes in a bottle carved from a single giant crystal of cubic zirconia.
Odorless fragrances:
http://www.aragonpr...ster=5290&owner=694
Smells like Nirvana. [Amos Kito, May 20 2005]
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With a very fine spray applicator. |
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The sad thing is, with the right marketing, you could sell a ton of this stuff. Ooh, how I hate the cosmetics industry and perfumes in particular! |
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Judging by some of the perfumes out there, this is probably baked. |
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I've impregnated this post with a scratch'n'sniff sample of this fragrance:
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Of course, it can't be smelt by the very stupid or those unfit for their post. |
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You're right, [DocBrown]. It would sell like shit at a fly fair. |
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Ah, the good old days of fly fairs. You
just don't seem to see as many of them
these days. |
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Not as common, these days, as fly conventions. |
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"Omission, by Calvin Klein" |
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The Emperor's New Idea
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Step into my office, [Jinbish]. |
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I know people who would *still* wear too much of it. |
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'Placebo', by Christian Dire |
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"Pretence", by Karl Lagerlout |
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"Subtlety" all-natural parfum in the exclusive Discretion flacon, from Channel. Return to the scents of days gone by. |
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The Channel does not smell all that good. |
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You've got a point there, though I've never smelt it. I was thinking something about channeling the spirits of the past, and missed that one.
There's a museum in Kansas City exhibiting the cargo of a steamboat that sank in 1856. They found a couple of perfume bottles and reconstructed the scent--that stuff is *strong*. |
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And the REALLY affluent can even DRINK this! Oh, imagine the decadence! |
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There's a children's book I greatly enjoyed as a young one, which features Homer Price in Centerville. A travelling salesman sells cans of EverSoMuchMoreSo, an odorless, tasteless, invisible powder that accentuates anything you sprinkle it on, and the cans never go empty. |
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Which is very similar to Iocaine Powder? |
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"You think I stink? No. That's the subtle
fragrance of my new colonge. It
accentuates my natural pheronomes for
a delicate balance of raw sexuality and
sophisticated aroma." |
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Careful with that "colonge", Eugene. |
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