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The Environovator

It's a brave new world order.
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Remember how technology was going to make all of our lives better; give us more leisure time and render our jobs redundant?

Well, the technology is there, but we are unwilling to let robots take our jobs, drive our cars etc. because they make us redundant.

The obvious solution, to me anyway, is to let them take our jobs while we become a massive army of dedicated janitors and cleaners and maids. We clean up the environment we despoil, to enhance our standard of living.

If everyone devoted just one full day per person per week to the task there would be virtually no waste to be found, anywhere. We could focus our ingenuity upon the tasks of recycling and conservation.

No more ugly piles of trash, no more environmental desecration, just vast expanses of clean, green landscape to be enjoyed, while our material needs are catered by robots and automated systems.

Enter the Environovator! A state-of-the-art machine, designed to break our litter down into its component chemicals, to allow them to be recycled and reused. Everyone is provided an Environovator, to use as they wish.

As no-one has a job anymore they need to compete to clean up the environment, and sell the waste they remove from the environment back to the Environovator Corp (a really big company with branches eveywhere, where their robots make the things we once did) to earn the income they need, to buy the things they used once to produce.

Of course, if you don't want to clean up the planet then you had better have resources that allow you to employ people to do it for you... or go and work for Environovator Corp.

Humanity could be the saviour of the planet, rather than the destroyer.

UnaBubba, Apr 21 2005

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       [UB], I presume you know why I'm here.
bristolz, Apr 21 2005
  

       Presumably. Are you saying the complete re-invention of society is not an invention? OK, I'll make it an invention, rendering your presence gratuitous, [bris].
UnaBubba, Apr 21 2005
  

       Smells like a "let's all"
Random832, Apr 21 2005
  

       Now you see it; Now you don't. It's an invention, deftly sidestepping the advocacy clause by making it voluntary.
UnaBubba, Apr 21 2005
  

       With 6 days of non-working time, the ideas on the Halfbakery ought to improve.
Zimmy, Apr 21 2005
  

       Sounds like "let's all" to me.   

       //It's an invention, deftly sidestepping the advocacy clause by making it voluntary.//   

       //Of course, if you don't want to clean up the planet then you had better have resources that allow you to employ people to do it for you... or go and work for Environovator Corp.//   

       Doesn't sound voluntary to me. Sounds like it's calling for the entire world to boil down into four jobs: robot, Environator slave, entrepeneur, custodian (janitor, if you want to be a dick about it).
disbomber, Apr 21 2005
  

       Damn, ya got me there!   

       Of course, not wanting to clean up the place makes you either white trash, or an irresponsible prick, I suppose.
UnaBubba, Apr 21 2005
  

       //white trash//   

       In which case you will be taken care of by the Controversial Trash Man.
disbomber, Apr 21 2005
  

       Exactly. You catch on quick.
UnaBubba, Apr 21 2005
  

       [UnaBubba], come quickly, somebody's stolen your account!   

       'a state of the art machine, designed to break our litter down into its component chemicals'   

       This is satire of some kind, right?
RayfordSteele, Apr 21 2005
  

       \\Humanity could be the saviour of the planet, rather than the destroyer.\\ Yes we could and we will be, my friend. I firmly believe it. The earth will be a garden someday!
zeno, Apr 22 2005
  

       Since nobody has invented a robot that could do my job, I'll have to give this a [-].
Pericles, Apr 24 2005
  

       Pericles the Poet/Architect/Artist? Many jobs could be. I am trying my best to make mine so I can cash in while I can.
Zimmy, Apr 24 2005
  

       By 2020, 40% of the workforce in OECD countries will rely on technology not yet invented, to do they work they do.   

       This sort of idea will come, simply because it has to be developed, if we are to survive the havoc we are wreaking on the planet.
UnaBubba, Apr 25 2005
  

       Of course, you'd get the problem of environator thefts, where a bunch of enterprising young people (neds, goths,druggies, whatever you want to call them) go and pinch them, melt them down, and sell em off.
froglet, Apr 25 2005
  

       What you're suggesting implies a sort of centralisation of command, whereas I suspect that this direction will be assumed but on a distributed basis. I suspect that sustainability will become increasingly a legally-backed requirement in manufacturing.   

       Currently, it's far cheaper to manufacture and sell very high-quality products than it ever was. In the past, say, between WWI and WWII, or even up to about the fifties, a washing machine, a television or a Pioneer DVR-107D DVD burner would cost a significant portion of a household's income but would be expected to last a reasonable amount of time. Nowadays, as we well know, there are cheap washing machines as well as expensive washing machines, but in recent years, the quality of the product has come to equalise. The difference tends to be in longevity, not functionality or usage.   

       The washing machine that lasts ten years is still available, but costs a lot more than the washing machine that frankly lasts a couple of years. There's a market out there for people who only want to spend the minimum on a washing machine now, and damn the future - if it breaks next year, well, we'll burn that bridge when we cross it. In a year and two weeks time, when the damn thing suddenly refuses to recognise any DVD recordable media whatsoever - either to read from or write to - not even spinning the disk up in fact, then what happens? It becomes junk. (Nice timing, Pioneer - two weeks outside a year, during the weekend, and the DVR-107D I've got sitting here is now reduced to an expensive pile of cogs and plastic - way to go)   

       If you're anything like the socially irresponsible temporary mentality of the herberts that live around here, you'd just pick a quiet night and dump it somewhere embarassingly visible and open and surrounded by what would otherwise be natural beauty, and sort out the credit to buy another cheap-end washing machine.   

       This is a real and significant market, the cheap disposable one. The problem is in returning the broken item to its maker. It's far too expensive to fix these cheap-end items. The labour alone dwarfs the entire purchase price, unlike the between-the-wars situation, where if something breaks, you get it fixed, until there's nothing left for the repairman to fix. Now, as soon as someone opens the box, it's already cost about halfway to buying a new one.   

       Legislation of returnability processing should be able to allow people to send expired goods back to the manufacturer, cheaply and effectively. It has to be cheap - the inclination for someone to simply dump an expired product over the back of their garden fence is too easy, compared to spending money in packing up and sending back a product that frankly is not of any further use to the consumer and therefore has no motivation in assuring it maintains our environmental richness.   

       It's not just laziness (well yes it is, but people are lazy, inconsiderate, uneducated and fairly selfish, so rather than pretend they're not, this must be built into the equation). It's a question of placing the active portion of the process 'post-ownership' firmly within the remit of the manufacturers. Somehow.
Ian Tindale, Apr 25 2005
  

       </rant>   

       Gosh that took a long time to read. And where is this pre-sixties DVD burner, [IT]?   

       Seriously though, I think the cost of disposing of an item should be borne by the owner of the item, not the manufacturer. Sure, this does not immediately encourage manufacturers to employ environmentally-sustainable materials or processes, but makes you responsible for what *you* buy.   

       Lifecycle costs will be taken into account when purchasing a new product and, inevitably, those products with a more efficient design (manufacture, materials, longevity, disposal cost, etc) will be more desirable.
methinksnot, Mar 21 2006
  

       Nice idea, but that model has not worked, up to this point. The forced recovery model seems to be working quite well in Germany. Anyone from there, that we can get a comment on it?
UnaBubba, Mar 21 2006
  
      
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