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The Graveyard Shift

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Carefully, I placed the last of my great-great-great- grandmother's antique wine glasses into the silk-lined casket and closed the lid, before settling into the passenger's seat.

The driver doffed his cap and we set off at a stately pace, passing out through the front gates of my old home, en route to the new.

I knew everything would get there safely, as we never exceeded ten kilometres per hour... a long convoy of hearses, loaded with coffins and stuffed full of my belongings.

I hoped to use the same caring, discreet service when it came time for me to move on, to my next life.

UnaBubba, Jan 14 2013


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       Yes, but all your friends and family will be weeping, wailing, and drinking heavily every time you move...
normzone, Jan 14 2013
  

       Yeah but I weep, wail and drink heavy when my family makes me help them move. (with my truck)
Brian the Painter, Jan 14 2013
  

       // I hoped to use the same caring, discreet service when it came time for me to move on, to my next life //   

       As long as you're aware that the cortege will be preceeded by an ice-cream van, full of happy, drunken halfbakers, playing "Ding, dong, the witch is dead …" at maximum volume.
8th of 7, Jan 14 2013
  

       <Churchill to Nancy Astor>
Yes, [8th], but I'll be dead... and you'll still be British.
</C>
UnaBubba, Jan 14 2013
  

       How many pall bearers were required for grandma's Steinway?
RayfordSteele, Jan 14 2013
  


 

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