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This replica of Kirk Douglas's head sits next to your bed. Eminating from his dimpled chin is a tissue. As you remove it to wipe your nose, clean messy spill etc another one appears behind it - much like a normal tissue box. If the head is plugged in and the switch is in the correct position, his
mouth will quote a line from 'Spartacus'.
Sometimes however, the left side of his face does not respond effectively.,
is he recovered from his stroke?
[po, Apr 28 2005]
||Each tissue could be printed with a head-shot of a different random Roman slave-rebel, with the quote, "No! I am Spartacus!" printed underneath.