ALL:
Is 8th of 7 really the full length of the hypotenuse?
Is 8th of 7 really the full length of the hypotenuse?
Is 8th of 7 really the full length of the hypotenuse?

‘Baker:
I'm very good at coming up with ideas like the wind chime thing,
I call up blissmiss late at night, just to set her ‘phone a-ring,
In short, in matters pointless, dull and really quite obscure,
I am the very model of a modern British halfbaker.

ALL:
In short, in matters pointless, dull and really quite obscure,
She is the very model of a modern British halfbaker.

‘Baker:
I know 1/2bakery history, ‘bout Buxton/Cornish, MrT;
I can hold my own on pretty things, like crenellated cleavages
I quote in Elizabethan prose, the works of Will the Serious,
In comic moments I can keep the bloody place delirious,
I can pick a dodgy Google search from knowledge known previous,
I can even understand some jokes in Latin, for the devious
Then I can strum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And strike up with the Geordie band a tune or two from Pinafore.

ALL:
And strike up with the Geordie band a tune or two from Pinafore.
And strike up with the Geordie band a tune or two from Pinafore.
And strike up with the Geordie band a tune or two from Pinafore.

‘Baker:
I can even set a washing machine for transgalactic travel,
Provided (Relativically) the left socks don’t unravel:
In short, in matters pointless, dull and really quite obscure,
I am the very model of a modern British halfbaker.

ALL:
In short, in matters pointless, dull and really quite obscure,
He is the very model of a modern British halfbaker.

‘Baker:
In fact, I know the difference ‘twixt "Pannikin" and "Piccaninn",
I can even quote the episode where MacGyver made a rubber javelin,
In such affairs as mobile ‘phones and inflatables I know a lot,
I’m not afraid to let my nuclear physics background show a lot,
I know enough of battleships to quote stats on their gunnery,
I can pull lines out of Hamlet, such as “Get thee to a nunnery!”
In short, though I’ve a talent for surrealistic punnery,
I’ll sometimes stay, for weeks, away from Jutta’s lovely bunnery.

ALL:
He’ll sometimes stay, for weeks, away from Jutta’s lovely bunnery.
He’ll sometimes stay, for weeks, away from Jutta’s lovely bunnery.
He’ll sometimes stay, for weeks, away from Jutta’s lovely bunnery.

‘Baker:
Despite my breadth of knowledge, charm and wit and pedantry,
I’ll sometimes stoop to stir the pot and rile the Yankee peasantry
In short, in matters pointless, dull and really quite obscure,
I am the very model of a modern British halfbaker.

ALL:
In short, in matters pointless, dull and really quite obscure,
They are the very models of the modern British halfbakers.