Tinfoil Suit

For those who haven't noticed, the world is increasingly dangerous, these days.

Headaches are stronger than ever before;
Global warming has been laid at our door;
Every week sees another new war;
The airwaves are crowded and lay our nerves raw;
Polluted are our homes, from ceiling to floor;
Banks and stock markets lose the plot and the score...

In response to all of these terrible things BubbaCo Labs have developed the Tinfoil Suit.

Largely impervious to outside influences, the suit is a self-contained, degaussed, pressurised, airconditioned, sanctuary through which one might interact with the world. Filters keep diseases, pollution, noise, electromagnetic interference, cat fur and mosquitoes at bay.

With high speed internet and low power telephone access to the world, you can live comfortably in your suit for months at a time. Our service technicians come to you, for regular and emergency servicing, 24/7.

You know you want one.