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Drug barons today, eh? Always getting caught out by stuffing large quantities of illegal substances in lead ingots/wine bottles/cans of spam etc...and it's always those pesky sniffer dogs who sniff out the truth, isn't it? So then, how about stashing everything in amongst 40,000 bags of dog food? That
way, when the dogs come sniffing around, no-one's going to believe that anything suspicious is going on! Would anyone *really* take a closer look? A variation on this would be to pack all your 'gear' in amongst loads of washing powder/flour/grass (the real kind)/sherbert/whatever depending on your requirements. Lead ingots? That's sooo unsubtle!
(?) a) Baked; b) Doesn't work
http://www.wired.co...2,0-2000~11,00.html
See under "It Ain't Alpo". [DrCurry, Jul 08 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]
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Dutch talent
That which is not done in true nautical and shipshape fashion, more the result of brawn than brain. |
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My next-door neighbor is a drug cop with a drug dog (which really put a damper on my teen years) but anyway I think i remember him saying that his dog like any other dog will wander around and stop at things it likes the smell of but his was trained to sit down immidiatly when it finds drugs to let the police officer know that there was something there. |
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I think the best scam would be to move away from drugs and sell cigarettes to kids. You could get 25 cents to a dollar per cigarette if they were desperate and if you got caught the worst you would get is a couple hundred dollar fine for doing it. |
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You seriously believe distracting smells haven't been tried (as well as trained against) in endless variations? |
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Coffee Grounds, (see Beverley Hills Cop) |
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How about dipping you plastic wrapped "goods" in mace, or pepper spray. It would take a well trained dog to sit still for that! |
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[bobofthefuture], cigarettes are already 25 cents or so a pop. You'd have to shoot for a $1.00 minimum if you really want to rake it in. |
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