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Tips for International Drug Barons

Lead ingots? Forget it!
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Drug barons today, eh? Always getting caught out by stuffing large quantities of illegal substances in lead ingots/wine bottles/cans of spam etc...and it's always those pesky sniffer dogs who sniff out the truth, isn't it? So then, how about stashing everything in amongst 40,000 bags of dog food? That way, when the dogs come sniffing around, no-one's going to believe that anything suspicious is going on! Would anyone *really* take a closer look? A variation on this would be to pack all your 'gear' in amongst loads of washing powder/flour/grass (the real kind)/sherbert/whatever depending on your requirements. Lead ingots? That's sooo unsubtle!
gizmo_man, Jul 08 2002

(?) a) Baked; b) Doesn't work http://www.wired.co...2,0-2000~11,00.html
See under "It Ain't Alpo". [DrCurry, Jul 08 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]

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       Dutch talent
That which is not done in true nautical and shipshape fashion, more the result of brawn than brain.
postseti, Jul 08 2002
  

       Durian Ice Cream.   

       You seriously believe distracting smells haven't been tried (as well as trained against) in endless variations?
jutta, Jul 08 2002
  

       How about dipping you plastic wrapped "goods" in mace, or pepper spray. It would take a well trained dog to sit still for that!
chrissayre, Feb 29 2004
  

       [bobofthefuture], cigarettes are already 25 cents or so a pop. You'd have to shoot for a $1.00 minimum if you really want to rake it in.
disbomber, Apr 16 2005
  
      
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