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For those drinking occasions where whisky breath is not generally accepted. How many times have you wanted to reach for that bottle of Jack Daniels in your top office drawer...
Here's the answer - mouthwash and whisky in one nice green bottle - leaving you plastered but fresh-smelling! Useful for
truck drivers, airline pilots and even astronauts... any situation where whisky breath will get you into trouble go for Tipsygargle!
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I have never tasted whiskey, and there is nothing sneaky in my top office drawer, but I do know that mouthwash is disgusting if swallowed and the combination would more likely make you pukey than tipsy. |
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Try peppermint schnapps. (Or not; it's vile.) |
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Angel: Once cracked a pint of super schnapps (101 proof peppermint) in a movie theater.. wasn't 10 seconds and all the people around us were bitching about the reek of booze.. There really is no way to get the smell of liquor off your breath or your body. |
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Well, you can probably lower the chances of liquor stink by consuming alcohol intravenously. Plus, perhaps an IV stand, bag and line setup are more socially acceptable in the officeplace than the flask of whiskey, mouthwash flavor or elsewise. |
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Here's a hint: If you need to hide the fact that you're drinking you either shouldn't be drinking at that time or you have a serious problem. In case of the first one, grow up. In event of the second, get help. |
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Yay Susen, the voice of reason. Everything they say about
you is true! |
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I agree, you have a problem. Solution: Drink Vodka |
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Hmmm... if you could get Fishbone Schnapps would cats drink it? |
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[bristolz], the IV setup would still invite questions. I propose the Booze-Patch(TM), a combination of the hypospray injector and a nicotine patch. It contains a small amount of alcohol and a pain-killer (because alcohol going through the skin/nerves/etc would probably hurt like hell), on a base of microneedles (prototyped for insulin injection). Slap it on and the needles puncture the skin, injecting the painkiller. Then crush the corner of the patch and alcohol begins feeding in slowly. |
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Simple, discrete, and socially unacceptable. |
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