h a l f b a k e r yThe phrase 'crumpled heap' comes to mind.
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A standard square of tissue is folded anyway the contestant wishes,
and fixed to the face by breathing in for 2 seconds. Then a forceful
exhalation of air is used to propel the tissue as far as possible.
Obviously the furthest wins.
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Silly, infantile and pointless. |
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The tennis grunters now have a new outlet. People will have to be checked for snuff, though. |
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Hey, why does my tissue smell like chlorof... |
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(1) Suck tissue into mouth
(2) Chew and salivate to produce a dense ball of pulp
(3) Ptooey. |
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I practice breathing a lot. I bet I'd win the gold, or at the
very least come in second. + |
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OK, I see someone is trying to blow a hole in my cunning
plan. In that case, let's add that the tissue must remain free
of additional material at all times. I might pre-empt any
further rule bending by stipulating that man-servants cannot
be used, or abused, in any way, either. |
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Could pets be trained to join the fun ? Zoo animals ? insects ? |
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Horton blows his nose after hearing a who ? |
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Would you blow it at the zoo ?
Would you blow it in your shoe ?
Would you drop it in the dirt ?
Would you wipe it on your shirt ?
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The first thing [8th] said. |
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I would think the first thing [8th] said was " waaahhh ", as
he was ejected from his mother's womb.
[+] for the idea. |
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//as he was ejected from his mother's womb// - I think you mean "...mothers' wombs" |
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