Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Toast Man

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Insert bread, toast it, press the lever to cut it, and out pops a little toasted man. Change the cutter for all sorts of shapes.
Ling, May 05 2009

nothing to do with the idea- tic tac toast! http://www.geekolog...1/tic-tac-toast.jpg
[xandram, May 05 2009]

Gingerbread Man http://lwdoyle.file...ingerbread_man3.jpg
Toast Man's llittle friend [blissmiss, May 05 2009]

Powdered Toast Man http://www.youtube....watch?v=YoBq_2e5xUc
[21 Quest, May 06 2009]

Adventures of Powdered Toast Man http://vids.myspace...&videoID=2019152119
[21 Quest, May 06 2009]

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       what happens to the rest of the bread?
loonquawl, May 05 2009
  

       A conveyor belt transports the rest of the toast flesh to a dicer, where it is gruesomely chopped into croutons for later soup-use.
theleopard, May 05 2009
  

       //what happens to the rest of the bread?// That's where Escher can help.
Ling, May 05 2009
  

       Not to be confused with Powdered Toast Man.   

       "...and Crumpet Boy!!!"
hippo, May 05 2009
  

       Darn you, [2fries].... that was my line
up_on_cloud_nine, May 05 2009
  

       and what if it's Old toast man- he would be a bit crusty!
xandram, May 05 2009
  

       Lil gingerbread man and him could have a good time of it I suppose.
blissmiss, May 05 2009
  

       Disappointed that this is not a superhero idea.
normzone, May 05 2009
  

       Sorry [ninthcloudsitter]. Ren and Stimpy were like a staple. <shrugs>   

       //Ren and Stimpy were like a staple.//   

       THAT's where I recognized that line from! Ha, Powdered Toast Man! I've not seen Ren and Stimpy since I was 12. Thanks for the memories, 2 fries!
21 Quest, May 06 2009
  

       I have too much time on my hands. Here is Powdered Toast scene:   

       Narration: Now let's join Ren Hoac at breakfast-time...   

       Ren: What.... I'm all out of powdered toast! <gasps>   

       Stimpy: Calling powdered toast man... <crackles> Come in... <beeps> Please respond....   

       <whhhheeeeezzzzzz>   

       Powdered Toast Man: POWDERED TOAST MAN!   

       Ren and Stimpy (awed): Powdered toast man!   

       PTM: Hello, fellas... out of powdered toast again?   

       <nods>   

       PTM: Leave everything to me! <scrtch> <scrtch>   

       Narratiaon: just look at those eyes light up!   

       Ren: Isn't he wonderful?   

       Stimpy: Why, he's toasterrific!   

       Ren and Stimpy: Just like powdered toast!   

       Narration: Don't run out of powdered toast at your house!
up_on_cloud_nine, May 06 2009
  
      
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