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Just imagine, you just woke up a half hour
late for work, and you need breakfast, fast.
Simply put some bread, a bagel or something
you need toasted in the pocket of the toaster
coat and in a few short minuits your item will
be toasted to perfection. On cold days simply
turn on the toaster
to keep you warm. This
coat will revolutionize life for the people in a
hurry who need breakfast and help you stay
warm on those chilly days, and with the
option of refridgerated pockets to keep your
toast toppings cold, you may never need to
worry about breakfast on the run again.
||Haven't you heard the general law that toast doesn't come out of any toaster unless you have either a very big peice of toast, or you pull out the plug and use a knife? (either that or all toast slices are against me, which they probably are). If you put your toast in and it wouldn't come out, wouldn't you get electrocuted or stabbed after you pulled out your Swiss Army knife to get it out?
And uh, toasty.
(is shot by pun police.)