Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Toilet Bowl Of Doom

No way I'm sitting over that!
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A regular-looking toilet from the outside; the inside of the bowl is a curved LCD screen, depicting man-eating crocodiles; the whirling blades of a tractor-mower; a pit of venomous snakes or a thousand large, furry, long-fanged spiders.

[insert your personal phobia here]

Not for the faint of heart.

UnaBubba, Sep 14 2009

Halfbakery: Toilet TV Toilet TV
Aplologies - my totally ripped off idea. [zen_tom, Sep 14 2009]

hehe... http://www.quitor.c...nake-in-toilet.html
[xandram, Sep 14 2009]

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       Or for those who prefer not to be scared shitless, insert picture of your most hated person here.
English Bob, Sep 14 2009
  

       ...or connect it to the live streaming video feed from the Big Brother house.
hippo, Sep 14 2009
  

       Ha, I love the idea of being able to perform your unmentionables onto the screen of a submerged television!
zen_tom, Sep 14 2009
  

       "This is a Party Political Broadcast On Behalf of theSPLOSH....."   

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       There is a precedent for this; during both World Wars, special toilet paper was produced in the UK with a picture of the Kaiser or Adolf Hitler (depending on which Lot you were in).
8th of 7, Sep 14 2009
  

       This is gold, top work!
Eggplant, Sep 14 2009
  

       Problem here is that once you are enthroned you can't see the terrors.   

       Perhaps a clear plexiglass toilet with the screen covering the cubicle floor (and walls as well, if desired) might be more terrifying. Especially if a ceramic tile image is displayed until the lock is engaged...
pocmloc, Sep 14 2009
  

       I think for some folk a bowl made of mirrors would be just as effective. [+]
xenzag, Sep 14 2009
  

       [xenzag], go get professional therapy.
8th of 7, Sep 14 2009
  

       Of course you can't see it properly when you're sitting over it. The mind does some of is best work when it has to make things up from memory and emotion.
UnaBubba, Sep 14 2009
  

       So how then is this different from the little sign I stuck to the back of my grandparents loo door decades ago, which read "beware! pirhana-infested water"?
pocmloc, Sep 14 2009
  

       Mine involves modern technology and high definition images?
UnaBubba, Sep 14 2009
  

       I'll take two of them shaped like volcanoes with vid screens showing boiling magma.   

       //showing boiling magma//   

       Take a piss and hear it hiss!
UnaBubba, Sep 14 2009
  

       The bidet is Mt. V'sootheus.   

       I have a confession, I am afraid of custard... not in my bowl - no sir.
riposte, Sep 15 2009
  

       My first post in many years. Decided to give this idea a virtual croissant to match the physical one I am eating, while travelling on a high speen train...
riposte, Sep 15 2009
  

       Hi [riposte]. Travelling on the railroan, I see?
UnaBubba, Sep 15 2009
  

       I bow at the feet of , (custard filled speed bump)s, [risposte]. I'm not worthy, and welcome bacn...
blissmiss, Sep 15 2009
  
      
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