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I'd suggest you either chew your food longer, or eat more fibre. |
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If it's that desperate, shit in your kitchen waste disposal unit. |
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I dunno, some people are just afraid to live on the edge.
Defecation as an extreme sport, that's what I say. |
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Cool! But not really the whirling blades of death, inches from your bottom, that I envisioned. |
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When the shit hits the fan, don't come crying to me |
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Could double as a food processor for your larger meal projects. |
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In Bruges five years ago we stayed at a B&B which had something like this. We were asked not to flush the toilet during the hours when people would be sleeping. Evidently the walls were too narrow for regular size pipes, and the "material" had to be chopped up to fit down the drain. Flushing was really noisy. |
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In some medieval castles they have a version of this. A toilet seat-type aperture set into the stone wall. Simply crap in the hole, and your shit plummets 20 feet to the ground outside, where it will be thoroughly pulverised by the impact or passing cart wheels. |
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Men would be afraid of this if the blades were just inches below their privates. OWWWWWWW! but if the blades were in a tank behind the toilet like the SaniPlus (www.saniflo.com) i wouldn't be afraid. |
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