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Write messages...! AfroAssault, I was just looking up toilet seat patents, and I found a seat that weighs you and one that measures your body fat, a bunch of heated-seat patents, and one for a liquid-cushioned seat. I did not see a color-change seat patent though, so you may be in the clear. (Plug: these and more will appear on the HB Helper site with the next update.) |
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I think the thermochromic graffiti is a nice touch. |
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You kiss with your thumb? |
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Would the Mood Toilet Duck get rid of the Mood Toilet Ring? |
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he's all old and grown up you know now. possibly married with 5 kids - such a shame. what happens if you shout pirates these days? |
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I've been living in a shack out in the desert, surviving off scorpions and cobra venom for the last few months. Times were rough for a while, but then a magic leprechaun drove his Porsche into my shack during a drinking binge and I sued his ass for 2 pots of gold. Now I live like a king! I have five ingrates executed daily for my own enjoyment and make anything that displeases me punishable by death. |
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