Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Tonsorial Topiary
"Mummy, why does that man have an elephant on his head?"
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Many years ago, when it was fashionable, I wore my hair in an "Afro" do. Fashions change, and I switched to a shorter, low maintenance arrangement.

With modern haircare products it is now possible to hold your hair in all sorts of shapes. With that in mind, TT Fashions will send you a kit of environmentally friendly "product" and plans and drawings for over two hundred different shapes and animal oulines into which you can style your hair, should you wish.

Our operators are standing by, to take your call. We also offer helpline support, if you can't get it to look right.

<edit> This is freaky. I've just come back to the office, from dropping the kids off to school... I post this idea, click "recent" and there's [goatfaceKilla]'s Hair Sculpture. Same theme, by different means. My monkey started washing its potatoes, today.


UnaBubba, May 15 2005

(??) Mummy, why does that man have a cat(?) on his head? http://www.clipsaho.../clipart/as0072.gif
This could catch on. [hidden truths, May 16 2005]

Cinematically Baked http://imdb.com/title/tt0099487/
about 15 years ago ... [Soterios, May 16 2005]

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       That is freaky. So did mine. Linky.

hidden truths, May 16 2005
  

       Damned monkeys. They're so clever. Next thing you know they'll be teaching kids in schools that we're related to the little buggers.   

       Thank you for reminding me about Edward Scissorhands. Brilliant movie.

UnaBubba, May 16 2005
  
      
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