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A topless carwash, with conveyor action that goes in a loop, with a continuous open bar on both sides of the loop. The conveyors go down into the basement where pickup and drop off points are (so, there's another loop at the basement, I guess. which really dosen't make the conveyor shape a loop, but
a figure 8. But, for all purposes, its a big loop up in the barscene. Drop your car off in the basement, and go grab a seat and have a beer, it'll cycle through in ten minutes. Ten cars are cycling at any given moment.
Cycle takes 15 minutes to complete. And when they come around to your seat at the bar, they find you and rub their BOOBS in your face.
Cost: 20 bucks per cycle, first drink included.
Should put an end to topless postings for a while, at least.
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//should put an end // [daseva], stop it, you'll only encourage them. |
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Voted [+] for the best capitalisation of the word "BOOBS" this month. Congratulations. |
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Did posting a pirate idea ever put a stop to people posting pirate ideas? |
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Have you been dreaming of topless pirates, too, [wags]? |
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//conveyor action // Can I get some of that? |
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NO no no... [Pa've], the girls wash your car in beer, of course, to alleviate this particular problem. |
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Did anyone ever seriously want to stop people posting pirate ideas? |
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[-] Sorry [daseva] but you acknowledge that there's too many topless ideas at the end of one of your own. This is an addition to the problem rather than the solution. |
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